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Linglung
1.School Girl and Her Teacher:
- School Girl: I do not want to go to the sex education class.
- Teacher: Why not?
- School Girl: because someone told me the final exam would be oral
2.Man In Ladies Toilet:
Man walked into ladies toilet. Lady who was inside shouted 'THIS IS EXCLUSIVELY FOR WOMEN'. The man, unzipping his pants said, 'THIS TOO'!
3.Man Married Police Traffic Officer:
A man married a Lady Traffic Police officer. Friend, How was your first night? Man, She charged Rs.100 from me for overspeeding, rs.200 for wrong side entry, rs.500 for no helmet.
4.90's Loves 85's
A 90 yrs old man start making love with his 85 yrs old wife and he start sucking her breast,but then after 10 minutes, he died...
autopsy reported that the cause of death is ...........
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expired milk!!!
Man walked into ladies toilet. Lady who was inside shouted 'THIS IS EXCLUSIVELY FOR WOMEN'. The man, unzipping his pants said, 'THIS TOO'!
3.Man Married Police Traffic Officer:
A man married a Lady Traffic Police officer. Friend, How was your first night? Man, She charged Rs.100 from me for overspeeding, rs.200 for wrong side entry, rs.500 for no helmet.
4.90's Loves 85's
A 90 yrs old man start making love with his 85 yrs old wife and he start sucking her breast,but then after 10 minutes, he died...
autopsy reported that the cause of death is ...........
???????????
???????????
???????????
???????????
???????????
expired milk!!!
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