Jokes For You

1. An old man was walking along the road. A car stopped near him and a got out of it. He asked the old man,
"Sir, shall I give you a lift?"
The old man replied,
"No need I live on the ground floor"

2. Two pupils were fighting outside the examination hall. The teacher came out and said:
Teacher : Why r u fighting?
Student : Teacher, he left his answer sheet blank
Teacher : Why should that bother you?
Student : I too left my answer sheet blank
Teacher : So…?
Student : The teacher will think that we have copied from each other.

3. Teacher : Why are you late?
Student : Because there was a sign which tells "School ahead, go slow".

4. A : Why have you kept the newspaper in the fridge?
B : Because it is full of HOT NEWS.

5. Professor : What three words are the most used by college students?
Student : I don't know.
Professor : Absolutely correct.

7. Teacher : "I killed a person", convert this sentence into future tense.
Student : The future tense "you will go to jail".

8. Mother : Edya, tell me why does a bear have it's body covered with hair?
Daughter : Actually Mom, there is no barber in the forest.