Funny Stock

Gambar Hari Ini

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Apa Kejadahnya?

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Johnny Depp ditaja oleh Adidas!

Ada pulak walkie-talkie tak pepasal..bila zaman ni?

Air Asia dan dan pulak lalu.

Aiseh! Lu lupa bukak jam la master! Kahkahkah!

Mana lu belajar pegang pistol itu macam?

Budak-Budak Kiut!

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Gambar Accident Yang Rare!

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Gadis Ini Perlukan Bantuan!

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Tolong derr! Bantulah gadis miskin tegar ni. Dia sangat-sangat memerlukan bantuan. Rasanya di Malaysia payah juga nak jumpa pesen-pesen macam ni.

Tolonglah hulurkan bantuan seberapa yang mampu, ikut ikhlas orang kata. Sumbanglah apa yang patut kat sini. Semua hasil derma akan disalurkan kepada mangsa.

Terima kasih.

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Rempit Sejati!

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Gambar ni gua snap sendiri masa raya beberapa tahun sudah. Kemain lagi tau! Jalan jem teruk dekat sekilo semua sebab mat rempit ni punya pasal.

Motor model ni memang rare! Laju tak laju itu lain cerita.

Selamba kodok dia saja layan ronda-ronda atas jalan.

Jangan cuba buat kalau lu bukan true rempit, jangan!

Motor gua tak laju, apa ada hal??

Is This Fact Of a Man?

2008-10-29T14:59:00.001+08:00

Thought 1

When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers.
When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity.
When we die, our widows get the life insurance.
What do women want to be liberated from?

Thought 2

The average man's life consists of:
Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

Thought 3

A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, "If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.
He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted, "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die." The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.
The man asked. "Who are you?" "I am your guardian angel," the voice answered. "Oh, yeah?" the man asked "And where the hell were you when I got married?"

This is the Best !!!

Thought 4

Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle to give away to the groom. They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and placed some thing in his hand. Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by the bride.
The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to divulge the secret and say something. So he announced "Ladies and Gentlemen today is the luckiest day of my life." Then he raised his hands with what his daughter gave him and continued, "My daughter finally, finally returned my credit card to me."

The whole audience including the priest erupted in laughter .......... all except the poor Groom!!

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Memorial Hebat!

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Countries Ranked by Population in 2008

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COUNTRY POPULATION

1 China 1,330,044,605
2 India 1,147,995,898
3 United States 303,824,646
4 Indonesia 237,512,355
5 Brazil 196,342,587
6 Pakistan 172,800,051
7 Bangladesh 153,546,901
8 Nigeria 146,255,306
9 Russia 140,702,094
10 Japan 127,288,419
11 Mexico 109,955,400
12 Philippines 96,061,683
13 Vietnam 86,116,559
14 Ethiopia 82,544,838
15 Germany 82,369,548
16 Egypt 81,713,517
17 Turkey 71,892,807
18 Congo (Kinshasa) 66,514,506
19 Iran 65,875,223
20 Thailand 65,493,298
21 France 64,057,790
22 United Kingdom 60,943,912
23 Italy 58,145,321
24 South Africa 48,782,755
25 Korea, South 48,379,392
26 Burma 47,758,181
27 Ukraine 45,994,287
28 Colombia 45,013,674
29 Spain 40,491,051
30 Argentina 40,481,998
31 Sudan 40,218,455
32 Tanzania 40,213,162
33 Poland 38,500,696
34 Kenya 37,953,838
35 Morocco 34,343,219
36 Algeria 33,769,669
37 Canada 33,212,696
38 Afghanistan 32,738,376
39 Uganda 31,367,972
40 Nepal 29,519,114
41 Peru 29,180,899
42 Iraq 28,221,181
43 Saudi Arabia 28,146,657
44 Uzbekistan 27,345,026
45 Venezuela 26,414,815
46 Malaysia 25,274,133
47 Korea, North 23,479,089
48 Ghana 23,382,848
49 Yemen 23,013,376
50 Taiwan 22,920,946
51 Romania 22,246,862
52 Mozambique 21,284,701
53 Sri Lanka 21,128,773
54 Australia 21,007,310
55 Cote d'Ivoire 20,179,602
56 Madagascar 20,042,551
57 Syria 19,747,586
58 Cameroon 18,467,692
59 Netherlands 16,645,313
60 Chile 16,454,143
61 Kazakhstan 15,340,533
62 Burkina Faso 15,264,735
63 Cambodia 14,241,640
64 Malawi 13,931,831
65 Ecuador 13,927,650
66 Niger 13,272,679
67 Guatemala 13,002,206
68 Senegal 12,853,259
69 Angola 12,531,357
70 Mali 12,324,029
71 Zambia 11,669,534
72 Cuba 11,423,952
73 Zimbabwe 11,350,111
74 Greece 10,722,816
75 Portugal 10,676,910
76 Belgium 10,403,951
77 Tunisia 10,383,577
78 Czech Republic 10,220,911
79 Rwanda 10,186,063
80 Serbia 10,159,046
81 Chad 10,111,337
82 Hungary 9,930,915
83 Guinea 9,806,509
84 Belarus 9,685,768
85 Somalia 9,558,666
86 Dominican Republic 9,507,133
87 Bolivia 9,247,816
88 Sweden 9,045,389
89 Haiti 8,924,553
90 Burundi 8,691,005
91 Benin 8,532,547
92 Austria 8,205,533
93 Azerbaijan 8,177,717
94 Honduras 7,639,327
95 Switzerland 7,581,520
96 Bulgaria 7,262,675
97 Tajikistan 7,211,884
98 Israel 7,112,359
99 El Salvador 7,066,403
100 Hong Kong S.A.R. 7,018,636
101 Paraguay 6,831,306
102 Laos 6,677,534
103 Sierra Leone 6,294,774
104 Jordan 6,198,677
105 Libya 6,173,579
106 Papua New Guinea 5,931,769
107 Togo 5,858,673
108 Nicaragua 5,785,846
109 Eritrea 5,502,026
110 Denmark 5,484,723
111 Slovakia 5,455,407
112 Kyrgyzstan 5,356,869
113 Finland 5,244,749
114 Turkmenistan 5,179,571
115 Norway 4,644,457
116 Georgia 4,630,841
117 United Arab Emirates 4,621,399
118 Singapore 4,608,167
119 Bosnia and Herzegovina 4,590,310
120 Croatia 4,491,543
121 Central African Republic 4,444,330
122 Moldova 4,324,450
123 Costa Rica 4,195,914
124 New Zealand 4,173,460
125 Ireland 4,156,119
126 Lebanon 3,971,941
127 Puerto Rico 3,958,128
128 Congo (Brazzaville) 3,903,318
129 Albania 3,619,778
130 Lithuania 3,565,205
131 Uruguay 3,477,778
132 Mauritania 3,364,940
133 Liberia 3,334,587
134 Oman 3,311,640
135 Panama 3,309,679
136 Mongolia 2,996,081
137 Armenia 2,968,586
138 Jamaica 2,804,332
139 Kuwait 2,596,799
140 West Bank 2,407,681
141 Latvia 2,245,423
142 Lesotho 2,128,180
143 Namibia 2,088,669
144 Macedonia 2,061,315
145 Slovenia 2,007,711
146 Botswana 1,842,323
147 Gambia, The 1,735,464
148 Guinea-Bissau 1,503,182
149 Gaza Strip 1,500,202
150 Gabon 1,485,832
151 Estonia 1,307,605
152 Mauritius 1,274,189
153 Swaziland 1,128,814
154 Timor-Leste 1,108,777
155 Trinidad and Tobago 1,047,366
156 Fiji 931,741
157 Qatar 824,789
158 Cyprus 792,604
159 Guyana 770,794
160 Comoros 731,775
161 Bahrain 718,306
162 Bhutan 682,321
163 Montenegro 678,177
164 Equatorial Guinea 616,459
165 Solomon Islands 581,318
166 Macau S.A.R. 545,674
167 Djibouti 506,221
168 Luxembourg 486,006
169 Suriname 475,996
170 Cape Verde 426,998
171 Malta 403,532
172 Western Sahara 393,831
173 Maldives 385,925
174 Brunei 381,371
175 Bahamas, The 307,451
176 Iceland 304,367
177 Belize 301,270
178 French Polynesia 283,019
179 Barbados 281,968
180 Netherlands Antilles 225,369
181 New Caledonia 224,824
182 Samoa 217,083
183 Mayotte 216,306
184 Vanuatu 215,446
185 Sao Tome and Principe 206,178
186 Guam 175,877
187 Saint Lucia 159,585
188 Tonga 119,009
189 Saint Vincent and the Grenadines 118,432
190 Kiribati 110,356
191 Virgin Islands, U.S. 109,840
192 Micronesia, Federated States of 107,665
193 Aruba 101,541
194 Jersey 91,533
195 Grenada 90,343
196 Northern Mariana Islands 86,616
197 Antigua and Barbuda 84,522
198 Andorra 82,627
199 Seychelles 82,247
200 Isle of Man 76,220
201 Dominica 72,514
202 Bermuda 66,536
203 Guernsey 65,726
204 American Samoa 64,827
205 Marshall Islands 63,174
206 Greenland 57,564
207 Faroe Islands 48,668
208 Cayman Islands 47,862
209 Saint Kitts and Nevis 39,817
210 Liechtenstein 34,498
211 Monaco 32,796
212 San Marino 29,973
213 Saint Martin 29,376
214 Gibraltar 28,002
215 Virgin Islands, British 24,041
216 Turks and Caicos Islands 22,352
217 Palau 21,093
218 Wallis and Futuna 15,237
219 Anguilla 14,108
220 Nauru 13,770
221 Cook Islands 12,271
222 Tuvalu 12,177

223 Saint Helena 7,601

224 Saint Barthelemy 7,492
225 Saint Pierre and Miquelon 7,044
226 Montserrat 5,079

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If You Love Someone..

2008-10-29T10:04:00.000+08:00

THE ORIGINAL QUOTE

If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was.....

THE NEW VERSIONS R.....

Pessimist:

If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was

Optimist:

If you love someone,
Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:

If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient:

If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back within some time forget her.

Patient:

If you love someone, Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back,
continue to wait until she comes back ...

Playful:

If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat ....

C++ Programmer:

if(you-love( m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she = new CShe;

Animal-Rights Activist:

If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers:

If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second
Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom

Biologist :

If you love someone,
Set her free,
She'll evolve.

Statisticians :

If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming
back is high
If she doesn't, your relation was improbable
anyway.

Schwarzenegger' s fans:

If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!

Ove r possessive person :
If you love someone
don't set her free.

MBA :

If you love someone set her free instantaneously
and look for others simultaneously

Psychologist :

If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back her super ego is dominant
If she doesn't come back her id is supreme
If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.

Somnabulist :

If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back it's a nightmare
If she doesn't, you must be dreaming.

ERP functional expert :

If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, map her into your system
If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis

Finance expert :

If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.

Marketing Specialist :

If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back she has brand loyalty
If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new market

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Meaning of Sleeping and Kisses

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Your Job Is Better.Don't Ever Complain Again!

2008-10-28T06:33:00.001+08:00

Do Not Buy Jelly For Your Kids

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The Super Huge Cows

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Engineering & Architecture For Life

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Then, there is another amazing architecture from Dubai..
The world's tallest building Burj Dubai standing tall at 2,620 ft / 801m!!!

Now,look at this picture..
Look at the edge (uppermost right corner) of the picture, you can almost see the turn of the earth
The persons who are working on the upper most Girders can see the 'ROTATION OF EARTH'

This is really AMAZING!!

Laugh Time

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I'm Amazed

2008-10-27T23:30:00.000+08:00

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Hot Chicks Around The World

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Why Singaporean Girls CAN'T WIN MISS UNIVERSE TITLE

2008-10-25T06:38:00.000+08:00

One of the main reasons why in recent years the Singapore Government has
always ensured that their Miss Universe representative were oftertiary level
education or higher was because of the following incident which occurred not
too many years ago.

It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists, Miss
USA, Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore are being asked 3 simple questions:

MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with 'L'
Miss USA: Lamp
Miss Malaysia: Light bulb
Miss Singapore: LADIO
Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter 'L'

MC: I am going to give you 3 more chances; Now, name me an animalstarting
with the letter 'L'
Miss USA: Lion
Miss Malaysia: Leopard
Miss Singapore: LABBIT
Judge: No, no, no!

MC: Your next chance. The name of a famous car that starts with 'L'
Miss USA: Lexus
Miss Malaysia: Lamborghini
Miss Singapore: Lolls- Loyce
Judge: Oh my God!

MC: I am going to give you one last chance! Name me a fruit starting with
the letter 'L'
Miss USA: Lemon
Miss Malaysia: Lychee
Miss Singapore, with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEWLIAN!!
(durian)

This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of judges to
determine if Miss Singapore should really be disqualified; and they decided
that since Miss Singapore was having so many problems With the letter 'L',
they decided to give her another chance.

Judge: OK, the final question is : Name me a human anatomy starting with the
letter 'L'
Miss USA: Lung (applause)
Miss Malaysia: Liver (even more applause)
Miss Singapore: LAN JIAO!!

The Judges fainted..!!!

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Masters In Transportations

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Cool Quotes

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The Funny Side Of Olympics

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Everythings Are Weird

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The Corporate Culture

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Organizational Structure

Resource Management

CEO Wannabe

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A CEO throwing a party takes his executives on a tour of his opulent mansion. In the back of the property, the CEO has the largest swimming pool any of them has ever seen. The huge pool, however, is filled with hungry alligators. The CEO says to his executives "I think an executive should be measured by courage. Courage is what made me CEO. So this is my challenge to each of you: if anyone has enough courage to dive into the pool, swim through those alligators, and make it to the other side, I will give that person anything they desire. My job, my money, my house, anything!"

Everyone laughs at the outrageous offer and proceeds to follow the CEO on the tour of the estate. Suddenly, they hear a loud splash. Everyone turns around and sees the CFO (Chief Financial Officer) in the pool, swimming for his life. He dodges the alligators left and right and makes it to the edge of the pool with seconds to spare. He pulls himself out just as a huge alligator snaps at his shoes.

The flabbergasted CEO approaches the CFO and says, "You are amazing. I've never seen anything like it in my life. You are brave beyond measure and anything I own is yours. Tell me what I can do for you." The CFO, panting for breath, looks up and says, "You can tell me who the hell pushed me in the pool!!"

Famous Billionaire Personalities College Dropouts

2008-10-24T06:46:00.000+08:00

Bill Gates
Are college dropouts more successful than people with good education? It would seem so if you consider that many billionaires are people who dumped college. However, what this hides is the fact that although millions quit studies before completing them, very few of them go on to become rich.
What the list of the super-rich dropouts signifies is that in business, a top degree is not as important as having the right aptitude, attitude, determination and vision.
Here are some dropouts who went on to become billionaires:
William Henry Gates III (1955-), along with Paul Allen, co-founded Microsoft Corporation, the world's largest software maker. Bill Gates, the wealthiest person in the world with an estimated net worth of $480 crores (Rs 211,200 crore!), is probably the best-known college dropout.
Gates attended an exclusive prep school in Seattle, went on to study at Harvard University, then dropped out to pursue software development. As students in the mid-70s, he and Paul Allen wrote the original Altair BASIC interpreter for the Altair 8800, the first commercially successful PC.
In 1975, Micro-Soft - later Microsoft Corporation - was born. Three decades on, Gates has been Number One on the Forbes 400 for over a dozen years. And here's something you probably didn't know: The Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation currently provides 90 per cent of the world budget for the attempted eradication of polio.

Michael Dell
Michael Saul Dell (1965- ) joined the University of Texas at Austin with the intention of becoming a physician. While studying there, he started a computer company in his dormitory, calling it PC's Limited. By the time he turned 19, it had notched up enough success to prompt Dell to dropout.
In 1987, PC's Limited changed its name to Dell Computer Corporation. By 2003, Dell, Inc. was the world's most profitable PC manufacturer.
Dell has won more than his fair share of accolades, including Man of the Year from PC Magazine and EM>CEO of the Year from Financial World . Forbes , in 2005, lists him as the 18th richest in the world with a net worth of around $1600 Crores. Not bad for just another dropout.

Steve Jobs
Steven Paul Jobs (1955-) and Apple Computer are names that have long gone together.
Born in the United States to an unknown Egyptian-Arab father, Jobs was adopted soon after birth. After graduating high school, he enrolled in Reed College, dropping out after one semester.
In 1976, 21-year-old Jobs and 26-year old Steve Wozniak founded Apple Computer Co. in the family garage. Jobs revolutionised the industry by popularising the concept of home computers.
By 1984, the Macintosh was introduced. He had an influential role in the building of the World-Wide Web, and also happens to be Chairman and CEO of Pixar Animation Studios.
Today, with the iPod, Apple is bigger than ever. Incidentally, Jobs worked for several years at an annual salary of $1. It got him a listing in the Guinness Book as `Lowest Paid Chief Executive Officer.' He was once gifted a $9 crores jet by the company though. And his net worth? Moer than $3 billion.

Larry Ellison
Lawrence Joseph Ellison (1944-), co-founder and CEO of Oracle Corporation, founded his company in 1977 with a sum of $2,000. Once a school dropout, he is now, according to Forbes , one of the richest people in America with a net worth of around $184 crores. The figure also makes him the ninth richest in the world.
As a young man, Ellison worked for the Ampex Corporation, where one of his projects was a database for the CIA. He called it Oracle, a name he was to reuse years later for the company that made him famous.
Interestingly, the organisation' s initial release was Oracle 2. The number supposedly implied that all bugs had been eliminated from an earlier version.
Ellison is quite a colourful man, and has long dabbled in all kinds of things. Want to learn more? Try his biography, The Difference Between God and Larry Ellison.

Male vs Female

2008-10-24T06:38:00.000+08:00

This is the reality in life, enjoy,feel the difference and smile!

Animals Cheating

2008-10-24T06:26:00.000+08:00

Superb English

2008-10-24T06:19:00.000+08:00

Disclaimer: Please read at your own risk. I'm not responsible if you go
mad or forget your English vocabulary or grammar after reading this.

The World's Unique Buildings

2008-10-19T19:06:00.000+08:00

THE DANCING HOUSE

The Dancing House is the nickname given to an office building in downtown Prague , Czech Republic . It was designed by Croatian-born Czech architect Vlado Milunic in co-operation with Canadian architect Frank Gehry on a vacant riverfront plot (where the previous building had been destroyed during the Bombing of Prague in 1945). The construction started in 1994 and was finished in 1996

THE PIANO HOUSE (CHINA)

THE BLUE BUILDING (HOLLAND)

THE ROBOT BUILDING(THAILAND)

THE ASTRA HOUSE (GERMANY)

THE CROOKED HOUSE (POLLAND)

SAM KEE BUILDING (CANADA)

KANSAS CITY LIBRARY

First Monthly Bleeding

2008-10-19T15:20:00.000+08:00

One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.

Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.

Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"

This Is Not Funny

2008-10-19T08:44:00.000+08:00

Queen of the blonde

Ticket Desperado

Timotei Ad

Who the hell designed this ride??

Best Google Ad

Best t-shirt design

Effect of global warming

Fridge magnet

Levi's Ad

Unique Advertisement Poster !

2008-10-19T08:21:00.000+08:00

Chalk Drawings(Very Incredible)!

2008-10-19T07:48:00.000+08:00

More chalk drawings from Julian Beever.
Scroll down slowly and stop at each new frame. Incredible!!!!!

Julian Beever is an English artist who's famous for his art on the pavement of England, France, Germany, USA, Australia and Belgium . Beever gives to his drawings an amazing 3D illusion.

People are actually avoiding walking in the "hole"

Which is the real guy & which beer is real?

The image below has been taken from the wrong angle..

Politicians Meeting Their End

World's Biggest Fly-Spray
Remember, both his feet in reality are flat on the pavement
Make Poverty History drawing from the side(40 ft long)

This drawing of a Rescue was to be viewed using an inverting mirror
Spiderman to the rescue
Batman and Robin to the rescue(SO COOL)

I Met With Spongebob Squarepants

2008-10-19T05:36:00.000+08:00

I met with my favorite cartoon character while I was on vacation at Kg Bukit Lanjan, Malaysia.
Guess who???
Unfortunately, I was not able to get his signature since he was sleeping that time and look very tired after finish shooting for his latest season Spongebob Squarepants...

Kissing Fish Face's

2008-10-19T05:29:00.000+08:00

This Is Not A Joke Anymore

2008-10-19T05:21:00.000+08:00

You're Doing It Wrong

2008-10-19T05:19:00.001+08:00

Funny Caption

2008-10-19T05:18:00.001+08:00

They Are All Weird Or Unwired?

2008-10-19T01:35:00.000+08:00

Women's Weapon

2008-10-19T01:30:00.000+08:00

Kissing Payment Method

2008-10-19T01:29:00.002+08:00

A YOUNG BEAUTIFUL GIRL GOES SHOPPING....

GIRL : HOW MUCH FOR THAT DRESS ?

NAUGHTY SHOPKEEPER : 5 KISSES ONLY!

GIRL : AND THAT DRESS?

NAUGHTY SHOPKEEPER :10 KISSES ONLY!

GIRL : PACK THAT ONE

SHOPKEEPER [EXCITEDLY]: AND THE BILL PAYMENT..?

GIRL : GRANDMA WILL PAY!!!!!!!!! !!!

Jokes For You

2008-10-19T01:29:00.001+08:00

1. An old man was walking along the road. A car stopped near him and a got out of it. He asked the old man,
"Sir, shall I give you a lift?"
The old man replied,
"No need I live on the ground floor"

2. Two pupils were fighting outside the examination hall. The teacher came out and said:
Teacher : Why r u fighting?
Student : Teacher, he left his answer sheet blank
Teacher : Why should that bother you?
Student : I too left my answer sheet blank
Teacher : So…?
Student : The teacher will think that we have copied from each other.

3. Teacher : Why are you late?
Student : Because there was a sign which tells "School ahead, go slow".

4. A : Why have you kept the newspaper in the fridge?
B : Because it is full of HOT NEWS.

5. Professor : What three words are the most used by college students?
Student : I don't know.
Professor : Absolutely correct.

7. Teacher : "I killed a person", convert this sentence into future tense.
Student : The future tense "you will go to jail".

8. Mother : Edya, tell me why does a bear have it's body covered with hair?
Daughter : Actually Mom, there is no barber in the forest.

A Smart Love Letter

2008-10-19T01:28:00.000+08:00

There's a couple and they love each other deeply however, the girl's father does not like the boy and want them stop their relationship........... and so......the boy wrote this letter to the girl.....he knows that the girl's father will definitely read this letter...

1 "The great love that I have for you
2 is gone, and I find my dislike for you
3 grows everyday. When I see you,
4 I do not even like your face;
5 the one thing that I want to do is to
6 look at other girls. I never wanted to
7 marry you. Our last conversation
8 was very boring and has not
9 made me look forward to seeing you again.
10 You think only of yourself.
11 If we were married, I know that I would find
12 life very difficult, and I would have no
13 pleasure in living with you. I have a heart
14 to give, but it is not something that
15 I want to give to you. No one is more
16 foolish and selfish than you, and you are not
17 able to take care for me and help me
18 I sincerely want you to understand that
19 I speak the truth. You will do me a favor
20 if you think this is the end. Do not try
21 to answer this. Your letters are full of
22 things that do not interest me. You have no
23 true love for me. Good-bye ! Believe me,
24 I do not care for you. Please do not think that
25 I am still your boyfriend."

So bad !! However, before handing over the letter to the girl, the boy told the girl to "READ BETWEEN THE LINES"..... meaning-only to read 1,3,5,7,9,11,13.....etc (odd number)

Can You Pronounce It?

2008-10-19T01:26:00.000+08:00

Can u pronounce good english:- read along

woof,roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof,
poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.

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Test results: U are a good dog. Now please stop barking!

How To Make A Woman Happy?

2008-10-19T00:56:00.000+08:00

It's really not a difficult after all...

To make a woman happy a man only needs to be :

1. a friend

2. a companion

3. a lover

4. a brother

5. a father

6. a master

7. a chef

8. an electrician

9. a carpenter

10. a plumber

11. a mechanic

12. a decorator

13. a stylist

14 . a gynecologist

16. a psychologist

17. a pest exterminator

18. a psychiatrist

19. a healer

20. a good listener

21. an organizer

22. a good father

23. very clean

24. sympathetic

25. athletic

26. warm

27. attentive

28. gallant

29. intelligent

30. funny

31. creative

32. tender

33. strong

34. understanding

35. tolerant

36. prudent

37. ambitious

38. capable

39. courageous

40. determined

41. true

42. dependable

43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. give her compliments regularly

45. love shopping

46. be honest

47. be very rich

48. not stress her out

49. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself

52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

53. Never to forget:

birthdays
anniversaries
arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY :
1 . Leave him in peace

Are You A Dirty Thinker?

2008-10-18T10:48:00.001+08:00

Look at these pictures, what do you see on your first sight?

Drive Safely

2008-10-18T10:39:00.000+08:00

Drive safely no matter what you are driving..

Sadly funny but true....

Feeling Sleepy In The Office?

2008-10-18T09:09:00.000+08:00

Have you ever feeling sleepy while in the office but then don't know how to sleep without getting caught by your boss? This is the way..

A Boy Who Created History

2008-10-18T08:25:00.000+08:00

CLICK ON THE IMAGE TO ENLARGE

A Bike A Body and A Pair of Legs

2008-10-18T08:20:00.001+08:00

A BIKE

A BODY

AND A PAIR OF LEGS

The Best Choice Of Car Security System

2008-10-18T07:57:00.000+08:00

A good security system not only makes your car more difficult to steal, it also makes it easier to live with.

But, what do you think about this?

And the best security system for your car is...

The Young Old Folks

2008-10-18T07:35:00.001+08:00

THE OLD BUT YOUNG AT HEART

Some people is very young,look young, but old in spirit.
Some people have inside wisdom that many older people don’t have.
Do you think that your spirit is old or young?

Do you think that spirit can reincarnate?
What makes you feel that your spirit is old/young?

I do believe that our personality can differ from our biological age.
Are these people young in spirit?

The Flyable Baseball Bats

2008-10-18T07:26:00.001+08:00

This will happen when the bats could fly..

People screaming,amazed by what they're seeing

Catch me if you can..

A big clap for the hero of the day..

Weird Hairstyle

2008-10-18T07:17:00.000+08:00

The latest hairstyle on the planet is here..

Paris Hilton Wannabe

2008-10-17T11:22:00.000+08:00

Hye! I am a big big fan of Paris Hilton and one day I will be her successor! Slowly but surely and not to forget hopefully...

Yes, I'm hot,compared to these stupid animals..

You think you look nicer than me? You wish...

Pregnancy Tips

2008-10-17T11:04:00.000+08:00

For mother-to-be out there, check this useful tips!

SHARING IS CARING

Sky Burial

2008-10-17T10:43:00.000+08:00

Sky Burial or ritual dissection was once a common funerary practice in Tibet wherein a human corpse is cut into small pieces and placed on a mountaintop, exposing it to the elements and animals – especially to birds of prey. In Tibetan the practice is known as jhator , which literally means, "giving alms to the birds."

The majority of Tibetans adhere to Buddhism, which teaches reincarnation. There is no need to preserve the body, as it is now an empty vessel. Birds may eat it, or nature may let it decompose. So the function of the sky burial is simply the disposal of the remains. In much of Tibet the ground is too hard and rocky to dig a grave, and with fuel and timber scarce, a sky burial is often more practical than cremation.

Additionally, since no fuel, land, or topsoil is consumed, this way of burial is arguably more ecologically friendly than cremation or interment.

Check Wikipedia for more information about Sky Burial

Just For Laughs

2008-10-17T10:35:00.000+08:00

1.School Girl and Her Teacher:

School Girl: I do not want to go to the sex education class.
Teacher: Why not?
School Girl: because someone told me the final exam would be oral

2.Man In Ladies Toilet:

Man walked into ladies toilet. Lady who was inside shouted 'THIS IS EXCLUSIVELY FOR WOMEN'. The man, unzipping his pants said, 'THIS TOO'!

3.Man Married Police Traffic Officer:

A man married a Lady Traffic Police officer. Friend, How was your first night? Man, She charged Rs.100 from me for overspeeding, rs.200 for wrong side entry, rs.500 for no helmet.

4.90's Loves 85's

A 90 yrs old man start making love with his 85 yrs old wife and he start sucking her breast,but then after 10 minutes, he died...
autopsy reported that the cause of death is ...........

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expired milk!!!

21st Century-We Are Becoming Lesser By The Day

2008-10-17T10:02:00.000+08:00

Our communication - Wireless
Our telephone - Cordless
Our cooking - Fireless
Our youth - Jobless
Our food - Fatless
Our labour - Effortless
Our conduct - Worthless
Our relation - Loveless
Our attitude - Careless
Our feelings - Heartless
Our politics - Shameless
Our education - Valueless
Our dress - Topless
Our follies - Countless
Our arguments - Baseless
Our Job - Thankless
Our Boss - Brainless
Our Salary - Very less
Our E-mails - Useless

A Magic Discovey

2008-10-17T07:55:00.000+08:00

Have you ever see a human face alike fruit? Haven't? Now, see it!
This magic fruit has been found in Thailand few years back.

Take a closer look..
Hmm, what would be his name huh?

Bear Attack!!

2008-10-17T07:21:00.000+08:00

Be extremely cautious in Bear Country

This is from up in the Yukon where a guy survived a bear attack. The bear jumped on him while he was sleeping in his tent and his buddies managed to get it off of him and shoot it. One tough camper!

THE CAMP

THE BEAR

THE CAMPER

Still Wanna Eat Sushi?

2008-10-17T07:07:00.000+08:00

I only started eating sushi this year and loved it!

Do you still want to eat Sushi? Think TWICE!!

This is a true case of a Japanese man from Gifu Prefecture who incessantly about a persistent headache. Mr. Shota Fujiwara loves his sashimi and sushi very much to the extent of trying to get them as "alive and fresh" as can be for his insatiable appetite. He developed a severe headache, but for the past three years had put it off as migraine and stress from work.
It was only when he started losing his phsyco-motor skills that he sought medical help.
A brain scan and x-ray revealed little however. But upon closer inspection by a specialist on his scalp, the Doctor noticed small movements beneath his skin. It was then that the Doctor did a local anaesthetic to his scalp and discovered the cause!

Tiny tapeworms crawled out! Major surgery was thus immediately called for and the extent of the infestation was horrific!
Remember : tapeworms, roundworms and their eggs which abound in all fish, fresh or saltwater, can only be killed by thorough cooking and/or freezing the fish to between -4 deg C - 0 degsC

A Student Writing About His Family

2008-10-17T05:29:00.000+08:00

Read This Out.This essay is written in Malay language by a student known as Bob, (most probably in primary school) writing about his family. If you are his teacher, you might gave him 5/100 (5 marks thank to his effort completing the homework given) , and if you are a bad tempered teacher, the boy could end up getting a free hearty slap to his face!

Gosh! He only got 2.5 out of 100. His teacher did not have a sense of humor I guess..
KEEP UP THE FUNNY WORK BOY!

Funny Or Scary?

2008-10-17T05:00:00.000+08:00

READ THIS STORY FIRST BEFORE LOOKING AT THE PICTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK ... I'm not sure how "true" this story is, but I do not want to find out!!

This photo was taken in a hospital after the patient was in an accident where he was responsible for a young woman's death .

SO, IS THIS PICTURE WORTH A THOUSAND LAUGHS? :)